I still want the Cayman to rise up against the tyranny of the Ass-Engined Brigade and put down a savage ass-whipping.

@DroidCLHFan: Well, HTC and Samsung are two different companies. Last I checked, there's nothing requiring the 4G logo to look any particular way.

Give us the G8 back.

I was already to go on and on about the Hennessey Viper thing from back in the day, but then I watched this video... and couldn't remember what I was going to say.

@TheCrudMan: It was a link to YouTube. I'm supposed to empathize because you use ClickToFlash, went to YouTube... and then had to do a whole extra click?

@reapur: Sense and quality keyboards are two of HTC's major differentiators.

@Spiegel Hawking: Porque, Wayne. Porque?!?!?!?!

@iPenguin: I... don't understand how tabs are idiotic. Are you talking about the tab stacking? That's useful.

@1daBread: You can't make something that fits that nicely when there are 86 different form factors and phone sizes.

I'm not going to pretend to have any compassion for drunk drivers, but the cops over there seem to have a... let's call it "cavalier" view towards mob justice.

Still no love for those of us with huge collections. I need Apple to get off of their collective ass and just let us put our media in the cloud already.

@ddmeightball: This isn't necessarily an answer that you'll like, but you could always just root and put a custom ROM on there. I expect the D2, the DInc, and everything out after that to get it.

@stingray: I love TVersity, but it is a pain in the ass to get it to stream off of your network.

@wkiernan: I was wondering if anyone here was going to make this point or just join in on the Two Minutes Hate.

@BoxerFanatic: You have warmed the cockles of my heart. You also have a new follower.

Someone, somewhere... please put a ringer of a motor in a Cayman and then cackle maniacally as it thrashes 911s all over everything.

Maybe I'm unclear on the concept, but... why would you buy this over a normal 458 Italia? If you don't want the normal one, why wouldn't you wait for the inevitable Challenge Stradale?

I want to complain about how this is indicative of a trend of ever-increasing asshattery and people who have more money than sense... but that's always been the case.

@Ray Wert: That... makes me kind of sad, actually. I like the Gawker network, and Jalopnik is definitely my favorite site out of the bunch.

@ASHare-a-thon: I see what you did there, and I approve.