For those of us with fast internet connections, the "see all of these on one slow-loading* page" link will always be appreciated.

One of my personal favorites so far.

Hand brake? What about shifting down a gear and using engine compression?

Nobody said you couldn't write it. Nobody said you couldn't acknowledge being The Stig. We think you're an asshole for doing it while you were still the secret fucking character.

@RepoManChitown: Maybe you didn't know, but in America... taxes pay for the roads. In other words, we already paid for the roads, and we continued to do so, whether elitist or not.

@thechansen: Hearted. Love it.

@corporateoppressor: Yeah, but lightness lets you do all of that with less power and/or an increase in gas mileage.

It may be derivative, but it's certainly attractive. Yeesh.

@doug-g: Watch that video again and tell me why I should give a shit. I don't care if she's had her lock bumped from here to glory and back.

@WestMcLaren99: I was just watching that episode last night.

@The Intangible Fancy: Oh, the memories... I still remember driving hell for leather down hills with one of those, trying to cross the bridge with it in some kind of running condition so I could park it.

That's what you deserve for making an entire TV show based on a Twitter feed.

@The Intangible Fancy: I thought I was alone! Mafia Sentinel was probably my favorite damn car in that game.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I knew I couldn't be the only one to catch that.

@syrn: Ask for whatever you want. I haven't stopped cringing and crying yet.

@captfoss: Son. Of. A. Bitch.

@MaWeiTao: Sorry, you lost most at TORE UP HIS SCROTUM.

@captfoss: I... you... damn it. Well played, Foss. Well played.

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Clearly none of you are following the news.

@captfoss: So... the English guy born in England doesn't have an accent that meets your standards?