It's Hennessey. Look him up some time; all he does is treat people like running April Fool's jokes.

Lose the spoiler.

This might be the most lopsided nice price/crack pipe competition in the history of the competition.

That's terribly unfortunate, but... what the fuck is Sudden Adult Death Syndrome?

I'd have sympathy if he wasn't completely wrong. This wasn't 36 in a 35. It was 54 in a 35 in a construction site.

No. Fucking. Shit. Sherlock.

I hate to seem flip, but... seeing as it crashed, I don't know that we can assume that the pilot was talented.

Hold on a second, there's a car in that picture? I'll be damned. Let me look some more...

I could see stealing the wheels. Not so much the entire thing (unless you had a body shop close by).

@Mad_Science: Hyundai's pulled of an amazing piece of work here, but the car weighs 3,500 pounds. That's simply too much.

The perspective on that Challenger picture is horrific. Seriously.

I have a lot of love for Jalopnik, but for fuck's sake. If I wanted to type out an unnecessary amount of dots and dashes, I would have listened to the fucking thing myself.

I've got to keep it real... Daddy wants a clutch.

My projectile vomit just projectile vomited.

I don't know how you guys formatted this blog entry, but it looks absolutely ridiculous in Google Reader.

Lose. The. Spoiler.

The firs Transformers movies... one of the best movies of all time? Man, Transformers must have had a serious impact on your childhood.

Nintendo does listen to their fans. It's just that their fans aren't people like us.

Between this, Veyron, and the Mustang, I feel like there are more special versions of these cars than cars in the entire lineup of any two (maybe even three) car manufacturers you care to name.

Bring me the Ford Falcon XR6 Turbo and we can talk. It's never going to happen, but as long as we're talking about cars that are never going to cross the pond, we should be talking about that one.