A beaches' guide? Damn you spanish!

I magically get a cold every time I'm on the shitter. Even just coming into the bathroom I make myself known so that others may respond in kind.

Don't you think that's a little old?

I think I'm having a quarter-life crisis. I'm 25 and have a good job at a large accounting firm but hate the project I'm working on. I bought a sailboat recently, but the hole is still there. I've been staring at motorcycles as my next purchase, will material objects make me whole again?

Gold! +1 oz

Nature's candy in God's hand or can or pie

This was good and definitely deserves some +1

Saw this commercial for the first time today. Shame this was a useless and unfunny contribution so you receive a -1.

+1

It's been done before