"He does have his own production company... and appears to be involved in some sort of venture about a machine that does nail art for you at home."

I refuse to believe anyone has reached the heights of uber-importance unless they sell monogrammed coffee thermoses.

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to:

My heart hurts that Don't Trust a B was cancelled. James Van Der Beek was perfect in that show! You know, the Beek from the Creek.

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

"ASK ME QUESTIONS WHEN I GET TO THE TOP!"

"only available in Caucasian" I've seen this probably 10 times and it's hilarious every time in a sad bc it's true way.

May we all have such a towel so we can get laid when we need the orgasms for cramp control.

Period sex is awesome. Maximum lubrication. We have a 1970s era beach towel designated for the act (actually, also for when I dye my hair; efficiency!!).

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

yeaaa birthday twins!!!

I approve of this idea. Tina gifs for everyone!

Can we just have an all-Tina Belcher gif thread? Butts-related or not?

THANKS LINDY

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

My dad did something very similar to Alicia Silverstone.

Does anyone just not like missionaries? My friend is going on a mission to Ethiopia with her church on a mission, and I only wish her a good time and don't say anything ( when she asked for me to help sponsor the mission I just declined without voicing opposition). But I don't like religious missionaries. It's not…

I'm sorry, but have you ever been pregnant? Going out in public can be AWFUL. People view you as public property that they can pat as they wish. They ask personal questions. They give you advice. They comment on how big you are. And that's without the awful press comments that Kim had aimed at her.

This is a fucking joke right? I'm no fan of Kim Kardashian, but I don't blame her given the treatment she was given by every media outlet from the second she announced her pregnancy. Jezebel, a site that is supposed to be about improving the stature of women, is included in this category.

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.