"I want to stay at the Beverly Wilshire,"

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

I'm definitely exercising wrong. Scotch neat, artisan cheeses, hours spent in front of the computer. Pretty sure that's all the wrong way to exercise.

GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!! WILL MY HOEING EVER BE VIGOROUS ENOUGH?

Whatever decade the Paleolithic Era was in

they should nickname him Buster

#Notallfeminists

Oh this is just beautiful.

Gotta be honest, not many people I know who work in campaigns are all that excited for Hillary— and it'd not sexism, these same people would sign up in a heartbeat for Warren. Clinton just seems like a step backwards politically at a time when we could get a less moderate Dem.

Oh comon, Hllary is being completely disengenuous. Why would she assume from the onset that the Obama campaign wanted to attack Palin because of her sex? They wanted to attack her because she was the VP nominee. And I think we all know that it didnt take very long at all for everyone to realize Palin was a terrible…

He doesn't approve of the child-free lifestyle? I don't approve of sheltering pedophile priests and the cardinals who knew what they were doing. I guess that makes us even.

Seriously, I read that sentence at least three times before I realize it wasn't talking about testicles.

"Balls with dancing" is third in the list of meanings for the word "balls" in my brain's dictionary.

Guys, I am having a horrible feminist week. I am getting so tired and so angry about this constant bullshit. We can't even fucking EXIST. Everything we do is wrong, and tempting, and nagging, and slutty, and prudish, and hysterical, and sinful, and too fat, and not sexy enough, and too sexy, and "ok for a girl", or…

How about, get rid of the useless fucking body scanners that don't actually make us safer? Seems like a pretty good solution to me.

Normally, I'd just dismiss a comment like this, but I'm responding because, sadly, even non-trolls often have very twisted views of "weird" or "gross" or "perverted" Japan, and I want everyone to see my response.

Yes, but exposure to GMOs has made her grow a dog out of her neck.

And without this type of moronic, othering behavior from adults setting an example, would the kids even "know" to make fun of him?

I suppose avoiding confusion or conflict by teaching the other children not to bully would be out of the question?

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…