Then again, you don’t have to be “smart” to be a surgeon.

Hey Boomer,

I love how a site that regularly debates the merits of frozen pizza and store bought ramen noodles is too good for SpaghettiOs. I’m not being sarcastic at all, either. I too am every bit as high maintenance about my low maintenanceness. But the difference between Chef Boyardee’s beefaroni and Campbell’s SpaghettiOs is…

To be fair, I believe the speedo in that car went to 185, and he would not be the first to think his speedo reflected the top possible speed.

Even more unfortunate, this one is “My Maserati HAS 185....” I had no clue the biturbo V6 put out such shit numbers.

185 km/h*

Why is Jalopnik hiding the Nice Price or...? articles.  It’s practically the only think I come to this site for any more, and they’ve been removed from the front page.  Maybe if we ask nicely we can get the Gawker people to take over this place again.  At least they knew how to run a website.

Streaming 4K video content on a mobile is just bizarre to me.

Is it a save if you poop so hard that the impact to the floorboard brings the car back down? 

Really, you’re pushing the “Natives had slaves” bullshit? What’s next, the “Blacks had slaves too” narrative or the “Africans sold Africans” story? How many Native Americans are alive today? And no, being 1/128th Cherokee because one of your ancestors raped some poor Native woman or something doesn’t count.

But not the:

I cannot wait for the deluge of people bitching about all their hard work going to hell when their seaweed breaks before the final fold. 

The Cheesecake and the Grand Cheesecake. Sounds delicious to me.

At least they never sold some with a “Trail of Tears Rated” badge.

I wonder if Buick/GM still has the rights to Rainier...

Jeep Cosplay and Grand Cosplay because that’s what their owners do, pretend to be outdoorsy

How has nobody suggested Canyonero yet?

Mall-Master! (including the “!”)

Failing that:
The Jeep Grand Karen

How about the Jeep Custer and Grand Custer?

I disagree. They first came to my state 10-12 years ago, and I was very excited. When they first arrived we frequented our local Del Taco quite often. Once the newness wore off we began going to Taco Bell again, and our preferences are still there.