That garage is one Harley short of the ultimate Boomer trifecta.
Squabbler
Squabbler
Come on with these fuckin dental dams and dildos when I ask for names of condoms
Thanks, but I refuse to use sarcasm tags.
Most ‘Murica truck ever? Not riding on those cheese-eating Michelins, it’s not...
Tell that to my V10 E-350 that died outside of Boston while we were on tour.
He has replaced it twice and hasn’t told you.
30 Budweisers is, like, a couple sips of wine.
Bah, your hand still gets in the way. This technology was perfected years ago:
So will.i.am bought a Nissan 370?
Interesting as your Corvette may be, I still prefer the 2029 Citroen CX.
Trust me, as I’ve done this before: get drunk, wreck the car, then tell the cops it was stolen. I guarantee once this doofus faces questioning from the HP, he’ll crack under the pressure and admit that he was drinking and driving.
Never Mind The Bollards...
Yep, right or wrong morally, unless you’ve actually killed someone it’s pretty much guaranteed that the penalty for leaving the scene of a crash is much less severe than staying around and getting a DUI.
Id prefer to do it in post, but honestly, to get the exact same effect, its harder to replicate unless you use a special plugin/filter or waste lots of time erasing darker stuff with the gaussian filter etc.
Although, to be honest, what I find the best for pictures in general is great foreground/background separation…
As a pro automotive photographer, you can definitely have fun with these, but I tend to stay away - when you use a lens filter the effect is permanent. Instead, On a duplicate layer, use a Guassian blur filter in photoshop, then set the layer opacity to less than 50%. Same effects, with the ability to turn it on and…
Are you the seller..?
Already do!
Cars back then didn’t have expressive faces, so this is a non-issue.
My old 1977 Mercury Monarch had door handles where the release latch was a lever sort of parallel to the diagonal grab handle. More staple-gun like than trigger, but still a cool implementation.