fast food is basically assembly line production.  surprised it wasn’t automated a long time ago

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

You need something outside the class system. I would say a Jeep, cause people will look at it and think oh he bought it cause its fun and not think about the money. Either that or go vintage. If you try and show up with something comparable they will know immediately that it doesn’t fit with their overpriced cars by…

Maybe this is a reflection on me, but I was being genuine. I’m not trolling! I honestly think that Silver Shadow would be great for this guy. Is it really that crazy?

*hill of bean

No, it’s straight up baked beans; pork and beans’ sauce is a little thinner and uses the pork (or porkfat for most cheap pork & beans) to carry its own flavor and body. We have Heinz Baked Beans here in the US, they don’t have a fucking “z” in the name though because we’re not as in love with baked beans as our…

S30 Datsun Z’s have a switch on the console to raise and lower the antenna, and also allows you to choose the height. The radio on my car never works, but the antenna sure is fun to play with.

Joe Biden is the Joe Lieberman of 2020.

It’s not just people under 40 that don’t trust him. 

I think they would be better if they just made them black so they were less noticeable. 

The problem is that by sticking the battery pack underneath they’ve ruined the Beetle’s appearance and ground clearance, giving it the “droopy fat guy” look so familiar from modern cars.

Incredible, even if the running boards are approaching loaded diaper territory.

Its not mine I found it on the interwebs but I do have a jazz bass!

I’m all about announcing my former Yinzer status by being the smug ass with the “smack the 57" comment.  

I do not get the point that your trying to make. That the fossil fuel industry is for consumers, so they are just as responsible; because they choose to have transportation, electricity, and other basic necessities the fossil fuel industry has successfully monopolized?

Last week I bowled a 147.  I could have bowled a 300 but I chose not to.

“And that, kids, is how I met your mother.”
*cracks open a cold, refreshing Four Loko*

.....that’s not your eye

I did that! In college I drove a Mercury Mystique with a power antenna. I wired a toggle switch inline so that the antenna wouldn’t go up when I was listening to CDs. Making the antenna go up and down was a novelty.