This is all I saw as I scrolled down on that image.

This is the most ignorant Jalopnik comment I’ve seen in a while.... and that’s saying a lot.

Years ago IMDb had free movies on the site ‘til it got absorbed by Amazon IIRC. Glad to see it’s back even though I do have Prime for the time being.

Spoken exactly like someone who’s never built a car, yet thinks they’re the only person who can do it correctly.

Tired ass trope.

A wheelbase length decal in loudly colored script is hardly understated.

STFU

I shoplifted so many god damn Zimas from Stop-N-Go when I was 14.

Some cars look good in yellow, but the only cars that look good in yellow look better in colors other than yellow.

Looks like a restomod ‘70.5 Camaro with its lowback bucket seats and RS split bumpers on standard front clip.

It’s over $60. Max 20gal and gas is over $3.30/gal.

I will never get Panda Express. There isn’t a single redeeming quality I can name that gives it any value over any Chinese fast food restaurant I’ve ever been to.

Yep. The car Hightower learned to drive in.

I read “adulting” as “aldulturing” at first.

Article ghostwritten by Guy Fieri?

Clearly it’s your fault, but at least you didn’t blame your wife.

If you drove cross country with someone that you like and it was boring, it’s not the fault of the car.

You’re a bitch.

Corvettes prob haven’t had steel wheel since the late-’70s I’m guessing.