They are taking design cues from late-’70s Cutlass.

This is not a rear seat delete. Ford of all manufacturers should know this. I’ve ridden in Crown Vics with less upholstery back there.

Isuzu had one too.

Nissan Hardbody is the best minitruck of all time. Within the top five of all pickups, IMO.

Minitrucks were available with 8' beds in the ‘90s.

NAACP?

Most these full-size trucks are 4-door with a 5 foot bed.

Looks like a difficult place to get a blowjob.

A non-calibrated SPL meter cannot be assumed to be accurate. They even specify such on the site you linked.

You ever have a conversation with someone where it’s obvious they’ve been reading a dictionary and a thesaurus because they don’t know how to correctly utilize the words they’re using?

NC Miata was available with a retractable hard top.

Because Chrysler makes great cars???

You’re mistaken if you think they read up to the 2nd amendment.

The way the follow a curve makes me think someone sideswiped them.

Absolutely not possible. Everyone in Houston is an incredible driver.

Yes, of course not. Using the adjective to describe the car directly is just an easier way of saying “this car is (not) marketed and advertised honestly”.

The Mustang/Camaro were position as “pony cars” or sub sports cars not muscle cars which were pedestrian models with a hot engine.

I don’t agree with the anthropomorphization, but it is reasonable to feel as though a car is honest or dishonest when comparing how it’s represented and marketed vs. how it performs in reality.