Ok, I mean this in all honesty - can someone PLEASE help me to understand what pansexuality is? I remember Bella Thorne coming out saying she was pansexual, and the explanation I got from it was basically, “It’s kinda like being bi, but you want sex more - and you consider yourself non-binary.” So, is it someone who’s…

Gah. I need to replace my ‘07 Mustang GT that’s been my DD (I need something with a bit of cargo space, and better gas mileage than the 15 mpg I’m currently getting), but unless it’s in the $15k or less price range, I can’t afford it right now - which means that if I need to replace my car, I have to look at used.

Never mind, I misread that - it looks like you’re agreeing with me, and I’m not juiced up on coffee. And of course, I can no longer delete or edit my comment after so long...

And so I take it you’re an animal behaviorist/zookeeper? Which zoo, where did you earn your degree?

Yeah. The mom from the first family claimed that Natalia had pubic hair at 9 years old, when she was putting her in the bath, and also saw evidence of a menstrual cycle in her clothing. While I think that it is possible at 9 years old to have that sort of development, that’s NOT the norm. I think she was hiding her…

I think it started around the time of Harambe...”Just tranquilize the gorilla,” or “He wasn’t going to hurt the child!”

I used to work in internet tech support for a cable company, and I would constantly get people calling in to say, “Well, my internet worked yesterday!”

“Ok, did you make any changes?”

“Nope! Guess I should get in my Delorean and go back in time to yesterday! Ha ha!”

The problem is that if you make ANY comments that seem…

So...As much as I disagree with Trump and everything that he stands for, I might have to agree with the title of this news story.

Dammit...That Jackery Power Station was something I was waiting to purchase tomorrow when I get paid! WHY do they have to do Gold Boxes on stuff the day before I get paid!?!

Dammit...That Jackery Power Station was something I was waiting to purchase tomorrow when I get paid! WHY do they…

I already filled out the form with my choice pick - Representative Duncan Hunter, from California. Gawker did an article on him a few years back vaping during a committee meeting, which is pretty douche-y, but it gets worse.

Wait wait wait - I have a solution! Move them to San Diego!!! LOL

Ok...So, there are standards of decency that should be met. Girls shouldn’t be coming to school with everything hanging out for the world to see, regardless of race, and boys shouldn’t be dressing with their pants down around their ankles or indecent language (like “YO N*****” or Nazi swastikas) on a t-shirt. I think…

I read the title as “Barron Got Tail.”

My guess is that they couldn’t get permits or tax credits to film scenes in a “desert” location for it to be some Middle Eastern country, so suddenly the location was jungle bound and “Oh, Venezuela’s got jungle!”

In my 20's, I met up with a girl who I dated for a little over a year. On my birthday, she offered to take me out for a “fancy” dinner - Red Lobster. (I’ve had much better meals, before, during, and after our relationship went south, so yes, I know Red Lobster is not haute cuisine)

Gaga...You can do so much better. You’re more than welcome to hang out with me - a complete nobody fat bald guy who has no other interest in you other than to try to convince you to sing jazz or swing or other sultry music styles, like you did with Tony Bennett a few years back during the Christmas season...or the…

While I would LOVE for GLOW to continue on a couple more seasons, I have a feeling it’s going to be ending soon (if they get a 4th season).

I used to be. Oh, wait, that was when they were still in San Diego.

Dammit. The double decker taco is one of the best food inventions ever. You get the crunchy taco, held together with refrieds and a soft taco shell, so when you take that first bite and it inevitably breaks the hard shell you don’t instantly get the taco sauce leaking all over your hands.

Oh, come now - you know you’d watch “Springtime for Hitler”!