I had a cat that was damned smart. He picked up on training quicker than the dog, and actually taught the dog a few tricks.

He probably went to the monster truck races and stole whatever they had in their cabs, and welded it in here. :)

I’ll tell this story from my family, that has been passed down through a couple of generations.

Except Townsend Coleman was the voice of the Animated Tick. Warburton did the FIRST live-action version.

King of The Pride. Yep, came here to see if it was on, and I was not disappointed. :)

Matt Damon, because, well...MAAATT DAAAAAMON.

Oh, GOOD LORD no. Eddie Brock was supposed to be an Olympic class weightlifter in the comics. That’s one of the reasons the symbiote chose him after Peter blasted it off with the church bells - Eddie was strong, and the symbiote was able to enhance that strength even more.

I’m sorry, Topher Grace is relevant after Spider-Man 3?

I dunno, I find some of the stuff Patton Oswalt says to be a little off-color...But hey, different strokes for different folks, that’s the way I look at some of the comedy.

I’m going to call Louie Anderson a crossdresser...Oh, wait, he’s making a successful go with that on his TV show Baskets. I wonder how much longer that’ll go before something comes out about him and Jeffrey Tambour...

I used to like it.

I kinda want to see it to see him make fun of these idiots, but at the same time...ugh. It makes me think back to the days when I worked in Customer Service, and thought, “People can’t REALLY be this stupid.”

That’s something I didn’t notice until last weekend, when the wife and I decided to go drink some mead and cider at one of the local craft breweries.

(I live in Vista, CA - within a 5 mi. radius of my apartment, there are easily 30 different breweries serving different types of alcoholic refreshment)

I remember when I had oral surgery for my wisdom teeth being removed, the doctors prescribed some antibiotics. Apparently, one of the teeth was impacted, and there was a pus pocket that they found, so better to be safe than sorry, right?

Calm your tits, men. It’s not happening everywhere. Costco’s got regional changes; what happens in Seattle area may not affect Costco in Phoenix or Los Angeles.

The mentions of the berry sundae and the chocolate being pulled, well, that’s happened at ONE of the 5 Costcos in San Diego that I know of. The others have had…

And you left out Jerry Coleman’s “Oh, Doctor, you can hang a star on that one!”

<sarcasm on>

Can’t we be like Mister Rogers and just share a pool with a person of color? I don’t care, honestly, what color you are if you want to swim in the same pool as me. I just don’t want them to pee in the pool. Then again, I don’t want ANYONE to pee in the pool, regardless of color; you see that in the light bottomed…

Ok. I’m not gonna call someone on using a pool (unless it’s the one at my parents’ house, and they’re a stranger to me, which has happened before) in the heat of the summer. IT’S FUCKING HOT, PEOPLE! COLOR BE DAMNED, LET THEM COOL THE FUCK OFF! Maybe if you jumped in the pool and cooled off, you wouldn’t be so willing…

Evel’s jumping was mostly before my time, but even growing up in the 80's, I knew who Evel Knievel was. I remember watching his jumps on ABC’s Wide World of Sports, or other daredevils who would do similar things, and it was just so neat to me to see these guys land.