Ok. Post-Apocalyptic storytime...

Let’s ask Black Cat.

I didn’t think I would like her as much as I did, but she was great! Lots of little bits of snark from her, like the “sneakers”. :)

I remember seeing a kid at a pizza joint, one who wasn’t even of drinking age yet, proudly sporting his “Make America Great Again” hat, shortly before the election. Two older white women (they looked to be in their late 50's, early 60's) asked, “So you’re a Trump Supporter, huh?” to which the kid went off with a bunch…

Wow...Who knew that comics weren’t supposed to be funny anymore?

Back in the early 20th century, they had “automats”. You’d go up, look at the windows, put in your money, and open it up to pull out a meal. Yes, they had someone in the back preparing it, but they’d make a bunch of different things like burgers, or sandwiches, and you’d go up to the window, put your nickels in, and…

$5.50 for a chili cheese footlong? Ok. $5.50 for a bacon wrapped “Sonora Dog”, where they put some sort of reddish brown aioli (it’s like spicy mayo; I’m not sure what’s in it, but it’s DAMN tasty), pico de gallo, and maybe some avocado or guacamole, depending on the stand? That’s a deal.

This is why I like Costco. $1.50 for a hot dog (or polish sausage) AND a drink.

I liked Greg The Bunny...Unfortunately, when it came back on IFC, it wasn’t the same show. Titus was dark (but then, Christopher Titus’ life has been pretty effed up to begin with) and I liked it; Firefly was...Well, it got screwed with the order the episodes were played. Fox doesn’t seem to like playing well with…

Well, Jerusalem’s a mess to begin with, when you have a good portion of the world’s religions pointing to it as the birthplace of their religion.

I’m sorry, maybe I’m really stupid on this. My understanding of Embassies are that they’re to promote diplomacy and peace, goodwill and conversation between nations, right? I mean, they’re technically a different country on foreign soil (i.e., the U.S. Embassy in Germany is U.S. soil, and the French Embassy in Los…

Proximity keys + remote start in the wintertime.

My two favorite stories:

My wife asked me what the “Traction” button was in my ‘07 Mustang GT, the first time she’d ever ridden in the car with me.

I wouldn’t mind a PS4 Pro, but I can’t justify $400 for a new one. Nor can I convince my wife that I need a new PS4 when “the current one works JUST FINE!”

Ok. ONLY time I can see calling someone about an illegal grill in an area is if there’s a bunch of dry material around where they’re trying to cook.

I had to break on A Game of Thrones, multiple times. It took me nearly a year to read that, because it just felt SO slow. Some of the other books moved faster, and my father found the same issues as I did, which made me feel better, and told me it wasn’t just me suffering through it.

Well...see, there I’ve got to point out that sometimes, a pizza can take 30+ minutes.

I think it’s acceptable if you’re at a sit-down restaurant and you’re ordering something that SHOULD be out in a reasonably short amount of time. I went to a Chili’s a few weeks back with my wife and they took nearly 30 minutes to get out our dinner - I had ordered chicken fingers and my wife had gotten fajitas. It…

I know, but it’s a pisser when the 49 state legal ones are $99, brand new, at AutoZone or O’Reilly’s, and the 50 state legal ones for the same car are $300.

Unless you’re in California. Then you are pretty much forced to use an OEM catalytic converter. I’ve seen too many “49 state legal” and only 1-2 “50 state legal” cats that are viable. Want a 50 state legal one? Sure! $300!!

Sometimes I really hate this state.