Hortense, every time I think i could not love you more, you go and post something like this.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Little known fact: Santa Claus and Edward from Twilight are related.

@soulcanhope: Sigh. It was bad enough with Snape but now I'm going to have to explain my uncontrollable attraction to a bug.

@soulcanhope: WHAT? Ok I wasn't going to see this movie but now I have to. THANKS.

@TallyCola: Well, we do live in a province where a conservative MLA can tell girls they just need to "smile and be pretty" and just get a slap on the hand. You know, so them wimmins would stop all that darn caterwaling.

@SwirlGirl: Followed immediately by a jaunty impromptu dance number.

@bluebirdred: I wonder how worthless a nun with tits and a bag of dicks is? Or do you think it cancels out?

@anastasia beaverhousen: I'm going to have to pass that on to Poppa. Give him some variety you know?

@Jenloveshercurves: "Well that's more useless than a bag of dicks in a nunnery!"

Where is a good place to send donations for Dr.Carhart? Is there a fund that specifically helps him?

@andromedeia: Friend of mine regularly has kidney issues that leave her in massive pain and often bedridden. Recently she gained weight and told me "I can't wait for my next kidney problem so I can lose weight"

@Sadie: Ingredients:

@morninggloria: I'll trade overcooked, hard and yet somehow mushy brussel sprouts for your flaccid, overcooked asparagus.

@NrthnLights: I'm canadian and the thought that I might sounds like that to American ears makes me never want to talk ever again.

@canthelpmyself: Our Government here isn't perfect either, but if nothing else, I have never had ANY financial fear of going to the doctor in my life. In fact, until this whole debacle, I didn't even know the US had no universal health care system. Its a no brainer.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Don't forget the sage words of Mother Theresa: Don't make me cut a bitch!

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: They aren't everywhere. Here in Canada (and New Zealand I believe) they can either tell you the name of the drug and to talk to your doctor, or they can tell you symptoms and to talk to your doctor. They can't say "Erectile disfunction! TAKE VIAGRA!"

@KATE!: I saw his show two weeks ago. I think he's a hilariously awesome spectacle.

@WagaMama: An aside to explain this - (and not to be incendiary! I swear!) but thats generally done because in a lot of places, people will assume you are American and if they can see you are not, they are way more polite. Shitty I know, but its true.

@Jetgirly: Seconded. I may bitch about taxes when I get my paychecks, but at the same time, I have never ever in my life, been afraid to go to the doctor. That means a lot.