The most recent one for me was on Saturday in broad daylight where a man hanging from the girders of a traffic bridge next to the pedestrian bridge where I was walking yelled "PSSSST! PSSSSST!" Until I looked over at which point he proceeded to whip out his dick and masturbate at me.

@Cimorene: "I'm imbued with the devil's carnal lustiness" is going to be my new "I'm horny"

@heatherdazy: Name calling is pretty inappropriate.

@CherriSpryte: I would like to order seven of these thanks.

@hortense: Math is hard!

Sigh. I'll miss your brilliant writing here. I really felt that the indepth pieces you wrote really pushed Jez to another level. On the other hand, I'm glad we can all follow you to Air America!

You know, if someone was kneeling outside of my car, I would have left too.....and waited until they were gone.

They did this when they played Edmonton too, only with 3 different singers and 2 little kids (one with a rockin' green mohawk)!

@randomnessish: That last part of your comment nearly gave me hives

@NefariousNewt: Jamie would not put up with this shit.

I like most of my scars. Thay are momentos of things that I've done and hilarious clumsiness.

@jeepgirl: I wish I could remember the name of an article but I remember reading a piece written by a woman who had both placed a child in adoption and had an abortion. She said that by far, chosing to place the child up for adoption was the hardest, most haunting thing she'd ever done.

@Trulymadlyme: I don't know about that. I live in Canada and our gay loving socialist health care has yet to make me want to quit my job. I guess what it does is not make me absolutely terrified to change jobs, or lose one.

@bluebears: Yes actually. I hear its a new feature installed on penises.

@WantToTouchtheWahine: If you are having the mirena inserted, it took me about 6 months to completely lose my period but it was way way lighter until then. I used the cup no probs but only AFTER they trimmed the strings.

@NefariousNewt: Careful. Now she's going to internet sue you for internet defamation.

@FashionShowAtLunch: Interestingly enough, they aren't too impressed when you yell that and will actually chase you down the street.

@Artemis47: That last sentance just makes it.

Dear idiots of the world:

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: Maybe the brains of latinas and gays taste better?