Her last day is my birthday! Thanks Palin! This is the best present ever!

@stealthird: No kidding. It would migrate really easy and would be really hard to heal.

@Rare Affinity: Is there a waiting list? Every convent needs someone to take care of the cats.

@pugh: But who decides what abuse is? How would you legislate that? If you've already had one, no more for you? The first two are a freebie and then after that you have to prove your reasoning is sound?

@SomeAuthorGirl:

@Laulau: Exactly. I think that some people voted for stupid reasons. I think they abused their right to vote. Should I take away their vote?

@lalaland13: I also refused to date anyone my cat doesn't like and if she doesn't like one of my friends, they don't get to come to my house. So far I have found that my cat has damn good taste.

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: That's a Canadian passport she's got there I'm pretty sure.

@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Poor Zoidberg. That picture actually makes me kind of sad :(

@lalaland13: Sigh me too. I feel like by 25 I should have accomplished something in my life. Like buying a car or a condo or something in my career. Like I should know what the hell I'm doing with my life.

@cwisto moweina has got yer goat: ....I think that might be an improvement. He looks a lot more awake.

@angharad: Or maybe if he does open his eyes, glitter will get in there and we all know how much that would hurt.

I CANNOT DEAL with Robert Pattinson's face. Is this some sort of dude sexy face? Is he high ALL THE TIME? IS HE A POD PERSON?!?

I want her to come read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" to me.

@NefariousNewt: That......was a mental image I didn't really need this early in the day.

@whatsergem: Coffee just came out of my nose. Thanks :)

My cat just threw up something that looks like the bow....thing on her shoulder.

@trianaorpheus: I was in an accident a few years ago and the cop basically told us that had we been in anything other than a Saturn we would have been in deep shit. As it was, I broke my glasses.

@morninggloria: I thought it was funny. I also pictured the buff kid pouring out some of his bottle for his homeys.

If the outside world around these prisons is that bad, is it possible that some women would become incarcerated on purpose? Seven kids would take an incredible amount of resources, in prison you would at least have food and shelter.