Cannot unsee. Chief confirmed to have a Burt Reynolds 'stache.

Goddamnit people, why do you keep asking 'Why is the armor different?' Are none of you thinking that maaaaybeee he obtains the new armor sometime in the actual story? Gordon Freeman does not start with his HVZ suit in Half-Life. Mega-Man does not start with all of his powers and abilities given to him, and you…

You're implying he can't get the new armor sometime while in the actual game?

That's better.

For about 10 seconds, yes, I thought this was an actual movie.

And then all the Team Fortress 2 and Counter Strike players look over and are all 'Ummmm...'

Somebody didn't get any gaming time the last few days.

I don't think you said 'Torture' enough times in your post. Care to add a few more?

"Avacado!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...."

Seriously, where's the troll comment? Anyone who thinks he's trolling is mentally challenged on various planes. He actually asks for advice for what he should do, not 'lolol ull nevar cath meh.' Learn the internet, please.

Saw the movie last night thanks to a free screening. I totally felt for Andrew, and can admit that if I had powers when I was his age (lol jk it was two years ago when I was in high school.) I would have done some of the stuff he had done (Except that teeth part. That was just freaky.) I love how they figured out how…

They aren't stuffing him, he's just choosing food that tastes good.

I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to mention KND.

I had a broken controller, went out and bought a new one for around 5 bucks. Gutted the broken one and put a thumbdrive into it.

Now how about fixing that Offline Mode problem?

You haz no humor

As an art student, I've found that pot makes it slightly easier to focus on art (Anyone that says 'You go to art school? That must be easy' deserves to be shot), with the downside being that my style becomes slightly looser (Though sometimes that comes at an advantage.)

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You're implying there can ever be 'friendship' between assholes.