Gotta mention the immortal Buick Jump

Crush Texas 1896.

Because the title “Cool Story, Bro!: My Vacation in Havana” was apparently already taken.

The Touareg. Willfully picking a name that is difficult to pronounce so owners can correct people who say it wrong is, far and away, the most pompous way to name a car.

Tang Hua Book of Songs. Sounds like a mystical tome containing the holiest of incantations, or perhaps a key item in a JRPG. Could very well be the plot device in a fantasy movie.

The Pontiac Tempest Le Mans Gran Turismo Omologato

Acura Legend.

Previous-gen Viper ACR. If the devil drove a car, it would be this

You have the right to remain silent....

This custom 1956 Ford

Zenvo ST1, it looks like a bottom feeder that you just stepped on and is going to get revenge. Also it isn’t afraid to set you on fire.

/thread

Don’t hate the messenger, hate the circumstance.

NASCAR 2003, the last NASCAR game

THE LIONS ARE ONLY THE LOWEST SCORE SINCE THE REVIEWER TIRED OF READING ZODIACMOTHERFUCKER'S ALL CAPS RANTS.

Ah, missed that detail. Should be ignored in this case as Breakfast Stout is still the best!

Founders Breakfast Stout