Yeah, I feel like there's something wrong with me because I don't feel anything about this lipstick name. I mean, sure it's a weird choice(weirder too now that I know it was released with a "Lolita", although I feel like the red lip Lolita poster is an iconic image at this point so I get where that comes from. I'd…

And you don't the problem is that people need to unclench and stop letting a lipstick name (seriously, this is about a LIPSTICK NAME, not exactly an important issue) push their buttons. The problem isn't the lipstick name, it's people being idiotic.

I hate my husband for always leaving everything open! Cabinet doors. Closet doors. Doors. Fucking drawers.

The way I see it is that people want to give their hearts away to those they love and trust to care for it, and should they accept the heart of another then of what value does that leave your heart? They've got yours and someone else's, so how much less is yours worth? Hearts are precious and to give yours to someone…

A CPC worker mistake[d] her IUD for a fetus.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A BOWL WITHOUT SOUP IN IT. If you don't understand this, you are a heartless elitist.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

God I fucking love this series.

No problem! I see tons of women skip the soap step of handwashing aaaaalllll the time.

What you're calling the cell wall is actually the cell membrane. All cells have membranes (that's the lipid bilayer), but animal cells and some single-celled organisms don't have cell walls, which are relatively rigid structures made of polysaccharides. I don't mean to seem picky, but this is a very important…

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Here is what I don't get. All this is BAD FOR MEN. The only people it would not be bad for is gay men, and if I remember correctly they are not bbfs with republicans. If I am a dude, I don't want to have to pay extra for my wife's health insurance, or her birth control, or her medical care when she's pregnant. This is…

I'm really hoping that's it. Like she's prepping herself for an epic thowdown, mic drop, walk-off home run and then just peaces out of Fox and goes to work for Al Jazeera or something. I can dream?

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

Start a secret bank account on the side now, just in case. Don't tell yourself about it. You will thank you later.

Does the fact that I just googled "Ewan McGregor penis" while at work reflect good judgment, or great judgment?