Look, my best friend in the entire world is fat. She always has been her whole life. She is a very healthy eater, and has an active lifestyle. It's just the way her body is structured. And she gives zero shits. She know she's beautiful, she knows she's badass, and she knows that everyone in her life agrees. The only…

Squats, squats, squats, squats. Fuckin' squats. Every day. Added bonus is they give you awesome choke-a-bear thighs, too.

I'm sorry your mother did that to you. That's an awful way to grow up. I have friends whose mothers did similar stuff - I consider it abuse! Hope you are healing.

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The point of this competition and the Gates' Foundations goal of finding a more innovative version of the condom is not for rich people in the Western world who get to have this very privileged debate. The main problem with the lack of latex condom use is in the developing world where condom use is more than men…

Ha! Consumer Reports tells me the Kirkland Signature version holds up just as well. However in the Kirkland version, Jesus turns water into pallets of wine, and the last supper consists of a rotisserie chicken and take-and-bake pizza.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy roasted mixed-nuts and thy excellent croissants they comfort me.

This is correlation, not causation. I think it's pretty clear the actual causation is the fact that women on birth control are obviously huge sluts whom God then strikes down with blindness.

http://www.parsemusfoundation.org/vasalgel-home/

Tito's vodka drinkers are the best looking, smartest, most thoughtful and engaging men on the planet. They exercise both upper and lower body equally and your friends and family will love them. They like big lazy dogs with droopy ears and soulful eyes.

And my feminist boyfriend looks great in fedoras. He also typically wears them when playing the banjo, though, so I think that softens the douchebag stereotype a little.

I actually like fedoras, when they're worn with clothes that deserve to have a hat added to them. I'm kind of weary of constantly berating them.

I don't know about all of that, but I remember when I met my husband on OKCupid and I was browsing through the questions he answered, I came across: "Do you believe women have an obligation to shave their legs" and he said "No".

Wait, so do I now have to call up every guy I've kissed, but not gone down on, and "even the scale?"

In order to not be a slut at all, at age 28, you can have had, at most: 3 sex partners, 5 kissing partners, and 5 oral sex partners.

Let me just say, as a supremely confident gay man, all the fellas pictured on this graph can get my XY access.

Both sides of this debate have too much of a vested interest; I for one would like to see independent research please. Now, any study worth its salt on this matter is going to take a while. So in the meantime, please fucking put stickers on your shit, agribiz, so I can decide whether or not I want to be one of your…