But I like my steak raw. Eaten out of my fist. I'm clearly not the model one should use for femininity.

Oh, no worries. I have all the feelings and the compulsive need to share them.

I'm trying to be a snob and "earn" my way out of the grays. But I'm a giant idiot. I'll probably get fed up eventually.

I just discovered that dresses are amazing. It only took me 27 years. I can be ready to go out the door in ONE piece of clothing?! Fuck yeah.

Ugh, seriously. Just waiting for Dr Boyfriend to finish his post-doc.

It happened in Florida, therefore, bad things. It's ALWAYS FLORIDA.

GAH! How do I get un-greyed?!

All flag-ette costumes were terrible. Seriously. THE WORST. I feel like there needs to be treatment to recover from that sort of terrible abuse.

But celebrity chefs have cooking shows, you can watch those. They write books and recipes, you can read those and create their recipes in the comfort of your home.

Oh, but good sausage gravy is a thing of beauty. Bob Evans is terrible and they should feel bad for serving bad food.

What is this? The talentless version of CHOPPED?

Bottled ranch dressing tastes like dirt anyway, so skip the ranch and sprinkle more dirt on the metal bits. Besides, there might be more available nutrition in the dirt.

Why would a person fuck up food like that?!

You're my favorite. Can we be friends?

It's really good when it's cooked well. You can sort of compare it to the flavor of duck.

Rabbits breed quickly, are easily housed, are clean, and provide a quickly maturing source of lean meat. They're also tasty. Why shouldn't we eat them?

I will travel to Texas if there's an impeachment party. I'll bring snacks. And wine.

I think I'm an old. He's been my celebrity crush since... Angels in the Outfield. 1994?

To find enough of these people to do any kind of meaningful research means you'd have to ensure their privacy. Case studies can be useful, but to make any sort of strides in understanding this condition on the whole, your numbers have to be adequate.

Researchers can't conduct experiments because the current laws require you to report anyone that might be abusing a child. That doesn't make for very willing research subjects.