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I haven't finished reading this piece, I just came here to say how much she looks like Farrah Abraham in the picture. Woah!

I don't hear people use "wop" or "kike" much either these days. Let's use those as team names!

"For the next half hour, they watched as I frantically called my husband but was unable to reach him." - from the original linked article

I'm black so I reserve the right to use Uncle Tom. And ,it's "HOMES," not "holmes." It is short for "homeboy." Why don't you stop trying to use and co-opt the vernacular of people you think are nothing but lying, whining, crybabies for thinking they deserve to be treated fairly? Stick to what you know like making

The security guys were NOT Secret Service. According to the original piece, they were externally contracted.

Oh you, don't you worry about it! Get your two piece! Kelly looks pretty good. Throw on some big vintage shades and rock your two piece :)

get your two-piece on, gurl!!

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a princess with a pancake on her head.

Jezebel should really update the photo it's using for its coverage of Mississippi's sole abortion clinic. Since the current photo was taken, the clinic has been painted a bright pink. It's awesome, as if saying "Look at me, look at me! I'm not going anywhere."

After Casey, the right to privacy guarantees the right to abortion to the extent that no state can impede the right before viability (I think). Clearly, under that standard, states shouldn't be able to use clever legislation to close clinics that already exist. But these bills bring up a legit question for me—what

These bills are one reason I'm so angry that Harry Reid wimped out on filibuster reform. Abortion rights groups are no doubt reluctant to force the issue in federal court right now, because if it comes to the Supreme Court, there's a significant risk that Roe will be reversed or significantly crippled. If any Supreme