Saw a dude win a race on Koopa Troopa Beach as LUIGI in Mario Kart 64.

I half expected one of these to come out...because Russia

i feel like this is the ONLY acceptable paint job for a Smart Car.

Keep talking like that and you will never have a job at Shrimp Trend.

The article gets better with this playing in the background

At last, some love for the FTO. Here's mine:

Bah. Russian propaganda. Everyone knows Vladimir Putin rides a bear.

I never said it was reliable, I said it was awesome. Which it was.

I don't get it, if these are so bad for runners then why do all of the elite Kenyans and Ethiopians train exclusively barefoot and in barefoot shoes??? ANSWER THAT MR SMART GUY

Oh sure, next you're going to tell me that I shouldn't be heading down past drug lords into the remote Mexican wilderness to challenge a hidden tribe of runners to a 50-mile unsanctioned road race

you must have missed the part where striped shirt guy was on the bottom getting repeatedly punched in the face.

Mitsubishi gave me a Mirage. I didn't report it because it was under the $50 limit.

I forgot to put my previous credentials down: Staff Writer at ShrimpFeed. This article was a hit:

Well then, I am set.

You can't even do this job if you have a shrimp allergy. You have to cover some other industry.

Why not have both? Exercise and weight lifting can help make for better learners.

Interesting article. Particularly where you claim that the strong of mind don't commit crimes.

My very British, very engineer grandfather's bit of humor on the car: