I'd like to see the torque figures...I'm thinking old school 70's big block torque figures.

Yeah that's exactly how I see this car, the modern Town Car, not interested in feeling German.

Can you get an older person (60+) to drive one and give you their impressions? I'd think sporty handling and feeling fast would be low on the priority list of those actually shopping this car.

clearly this porsche:

This.

OK, well that answers that question...

It's the Red Skull!

I listen to it at work. Repetitive, high energy music works great to keep me focused when my brain is tired and bored.

#ORLOVED

I would SOOOOO install (duct tape) a small laser pointer along side the camera. Just for the fun of it.

+1 for using a Gremlin gas cap as a potential backup camera location. In an alternate universe, I'm sure the in-production retro AMC Gremlin redux has its mandatory backup camera there already.

So what's the wheelbase compared to a womp rat? Bigger than 2 meters?

Yup.

Lol. Nothing about these photos indicate a wedding happened.