What I want is this Multipla Jolly pickup.

I'm personally holding out hope that Chrysler-Fiat brings this over, possibly rebadged as a Jeep or Dodge (though preferably as a Fiat). Man if these were available I would totally make one my daily.

I have a feeling that a Hemi-engined RWD 500 is going to happen sooner or later, whether FiatChrysler builds it themselves or not.

Don't listen to him Jason, your articles like these are awesome and make me laugh. The rear engined 500 would be a cool idea. Shove a turbo'd 6-cyl back there and then weld the trunk open like the 600 abarth.

The Jacobs Ladder mount is priceless. That would fit great with modern pedestrian safety measures. You should consider a "Top 10" dinner pitches for the community, link all your past ideas together. It'd be an excuse to go back and see if I've missed any.

The Signor Martini designed personal aircraft carrier! Fantastico!

To save the bottom end of the engine? The crank/rods/pistons will see the highest loads when you let off the throttle at high rpms, which is why you see a lot of engines break 'in the traps'. As soon as "safety clutches" were available for our racing transmissions in the early 90's, we had them installed. This is…

Full disclosure, I bought a 2006 xB as my "modern" car because it's the closest I could get to the little van ideal. And, I love it. It's got a manual, it's light, it's airy and huge inside and fun to drive.

In your shoe :) search the car all you want hahaha.

This. All this talk of "traps" and hidden stash spots. Realistically what someone needs to do is take a buick roadmaster, and fill it up like a hoarder car, then chop and section the trash, and include a trunk under there, so when you lift the right mcdonalds cup, the entire heap rises, revealing your stash under…

I'm going to say the seats.

I like you.

So, they decided that they needed to compete with these battery-powered blue-blood haulers by making two cars: one that had an "invisible" engine and would be as quiet as an electric car, and one that was designed to never exceed the then speed limit of 20 mph. And, most remarkably, they decided that the best way to…

Oh to be the guy that finds one of these examples... *sigh

But he didn't wok, he drove!

Chinese food at 7am? Dude, is the kid hung over?

this has to be one of the best sleepers I've ever seen

Clarkson was a troll before the internet. What a man.

Wow, those are fucking huge snails. And yes, that's a scientific term.

Yet another reason.