Ramones-signed Talmud is probably the most win thing ever.

Hey Torch. I'm fairly new around here, and I'm going to be honest with you. Compared to most of the active folks on the site, I don't know much about cars. I can't tell a car's model year by looking at it. I get Jettas and Passats confused. I don't know how to drive stick (though I plan on buying my first car…

The only thing to make this better would be late fireworks going off.

Cash For Clunkers. The program drove up the prices of used cars and took lots of otherwise viable vehicles off the road. A lot of cars and trucks met an early and unnecessary end.

Please, GM. Make it.

There's always one.....

I just have to think the same thing. Even accounting for not remembering much before the age of 4 or 5 or so for most people, that still means she has over 100 years of memories. Blows your mind to think about it!

I'd watch that. I'd watch the hell out of that.

That's generally true.

Obvious answer, old diesel Mercs! No mistaking that pop-'n-clatter.

Very distinct sound.

I have no problems with this. It's handsome without trying to hard, and I see the potential for a very beautiful design language, one that is very distinct from Audi, to evolve from it. I find this interesting.

5th Gear: Jay Leno's Garage is the best thing he's done, I'm stoked to see if he "expands" it now that he no longer has to bother with TTS.

Next time you see her, make sure you end a few sentences with prepositions. Then, when she gets on your ass for it, you can shoot back -

This makes so much sense it hurts...

Love it. Cops need to get excited about something each day....besides putting their lives on the line.

The best teasers are always made by the people who have the least business making trailers.

He should've drove a Probe-

When my daughter gets older and is first learning how to drive, I will take her to a parking lot in the snow and instruct her to pull the e-brake, so she understands what it is like to slide. I think every kid needs to be instructed on how to control a car through a slide or to dodge an obstacle at speed. That way…