This amused me to no end. Congrats on being awesome!

I picture an amazing mod culture on these complicated cars down the road, where the current modern technologies are simplified, hacked, or replaced. Kind of like the present day computer modding culture. P.s. This was a hilarious article!

You know, even if it were at 1500 bucks, with fully reclining seats and all of the service, that strikes me as a wonderful deal.

If a slug could swim, it would be this whale

The concussion from that ridiculously big Howitzer was awesome.

Haha, well, it sure makes me want to buy a tank for ballet

The separation of church and state is still a work in progress I guess

That looks hilariously fun. Should definitely be an actual race series

Whew, that's rough. I was down there for work about a year ago with a rental Charger. Soooo glad I didn't get busted for speeding now. Thanks for the article, it's definitely going to help a lot of people out.

Haha, he nails it!

Screw that, I'll always eat IHOP no matter what success I find. Those pancakes are magic

I...I...I kind of like it. It's probably hilarious to drive.

True, he could probably help test car security or whatever. Better than locking him away forever. Rehabilitation beats rotting away in a jail cell, it's better for him and society.

I enjoyed that movie more than I should've

I don't think anyone would blame you

Totally agreed, it's my favorite car color!

It would indeed, it's one of the emergency plans

That looks surprisingly good

Three are in Germany, because efficiency

I might be crazy, but my favorite type of vehicle is the nearly unusable kind. Drifting around a car that doesn't want to corner, or that has intense body roll is an immensely satisfying experience. I wouldn't change a thing.