A conspiracy so immense...

Yes. The editorial staff choosing to run a story that isn’t the exact thing that you’re concerned about clearly indicates a conspiracy.

Scotland should collectively cast JK Rowling into the sea.

sir this is a Wendy’s

“Pet cause” does seem to diminish what has been her continued activism in reforming victim’s rights.

Yes, Caleb was doxxed.

I’ve had two exes do this. One dated a girl who was the spitting image of me all the way down to her shoes and socks. The other ex dated the polar opposite of me all the way to down to her political views.

I hear you on the greater point, but I think the key difference is that Kim isn’t asking Pete to cosplay as Kanye.

I’d be more interested in seeing Gal Gadot apologize for supporting apartheid, but I guess we’ll have to content ourselves with an apology for a cringeworthy video we all kinda forgot.

Did she also back off on her support of the murder of Palestinians?

Right?!! I thought Turkish Delight must be something amazing—Lewis really sells it in the book. I mean, it was so addictive, it compelled Edmund to betray his brother and sisters. Imagine my chagrin when I found out they were just applets and cotlets.

We should focus more on how Turkish Delights are complete ass and I went on a whole journey as a child searching for them because of the book. Top 5 disappointments of my life.

Exactly what made me love Monica Lewinsky. Barbara Walters tried to shame her on TV like that, and Monica stood her ground.

Pipes, bongs and papers are pretty, and I know some people like the ceremony. If you leave in one of the free states, it seems like a no-brainer to stick to edibles. If instant feedback and inhalation is your thing, the Pax vaporizer really can’t be beat.

Did not do anything malicious… except being coached into lying and robbing a man of his life.

Now, holding all these truths at once, here is what I feel about Alice Sebold as a person: nothing. I don’t believe Alice Sebold is “evil,” a “cunt,” “deserves to rot in prison,” or any of the other vitriolic takes that have been shared online in the days since Broadwater’s exoneration. We forget that there is a…

The premise that freshly traumatized 18 year old Ms Sebold manipulated by the racist police and racist justice system is valid. But for decades, she knew she was not sure. Yet, she let that discomfort go unexamined. She ignored the disturbance in her survivor narrative through her book deal and was prepared to see…

This feels like a 30 Rock parody of a TV show.

‘Carlton, it’s time to do the dance!’

It’s actually discussed with wonder that Phelps has some unusual physical traits that likely give him advantage. He apparently produces half as much lactic acid as typical athletes so can recover faster.