Yeah, I’d let him fell my tree IRL any day.

NICE!

It wasn’t weird so much as amazing and I wanted to share, but I dreamed that Peter Dinklage and I were each other’s bit of stuff on the side. We were so bonkers into each other and we had interesting, amazing sex. (For reference, I’m 6 feet tall.)

Yeah, his stuff on racism is good FULL STOP. Who thought he should have a show?... I mean, Stewart said some awful shit in his day, but I feel like no matter what the occasion, there is an old tweet he didn’t want people to read and a bunch of assholes crying “STOP CENSORING COMICS, OMG.”

“He comforts pretty good. This is a good baby.”

Jesus christ, why do all of their models look like teen victims of the sex trafficking trade? WTF, you get rid of Dov and Terry, but keep the “please tell my parents I’m alive” aesthetics?

Yes, but without the “raping to death” bit next time plz.

4 years passed before I called it what it was.

Just another video illustrating an amazing career I’ll never have. THANKS FOR NOTHING.

I make everyone I love watch Teen Witch because I’m a good person.

UGH. The only responsible celebrity rabbit parents I have come across are (of course) Amy Sedaris and Constance Wu. Someone needs to stop these assholes from getting one of the most high-maintenance, delicate and precious babies.

I think it has more to do with it being out of whack like a Barbie doll (this mannequin is size 6 and over 6’1, mind.)

WE COULD BARELY TELL.

Me too, you’re good (well, not good, but you’re not alone.)

I love this so much. I still troll ebay looking for the specific oldies mix tapes my parents bought at garage sales and had on constant repeat (along with CBC and Phil Collins ‘Best Of’)

I get wannabe Kate-Bush.

Is there a genre of this? Dad-mance? Bromances about the dad you wish you had?

In all fairness he is a bully...Just to fat people and trans people.

I blame Thatcher.

WORST. MOM. EVER. (j/k)