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Jesus, are you stalking her or something? How is it not about hate to tell someone they are sad because of physical constraints that you are inventing? I'm sorry if your fatness has made you lazy and mean, but maybe you need to stop lying to yourself. You're the one who is not happy. You're the one who is pathetic.…

Uhh...that shit just makes me want to troll him. Whatever. You win, he sucks old corn cobs. Suck it, Toolface.

I understand that growing up in Germany you probably faced a lot of discrimination for being fat; they've not got a lot of time for people who don't fit a particular mould, as far as I know from limited experience and German friends. You probably have a lot of internalized hatred about yourself for being fat and…

Wow, you're super funny and hypocritical.

You're the worst. How DARE you tell people that their fat and your shitty health are somehow related. You're funny because you think you're original and have important things to say. You're just a former fat person who still hates himself and can't stand any fat person who doesn't feel like shit.

You should Google this article. "The Male Experience of Sexual Violence". It's really harmful to exclude the experiences of male victims of sexual assault. Male arousal while they're being sexually assaulted or raped isn't uncommon, especially if they are children. The same thing happens to girls and women as well.…

Go Wiki pipeline accidents. So far only one dead in this one. Also, you're presenting this argument as a binary. Is it crazy to ask that instead of subsidizing oil companies to build destructive pipelines or defective trains we invest in something else? Or we could just keep doing it the same way be always have,…

Also, not really the appropriate time to try and sell pipelines is you? You sound pretty Jack Nicholson re: The Joker right now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_p… Only one dead so far. Property can be fixed, human and animal life, not so much.

https://www.google.com/search?q=oil+p…

Because nothing bad could possibly happen with a pipeline?

Also, anyone else think this could have been a followup to DuJour's Josie and the Pussycats releases?

"That was so bad it made me forget about the little finger on my left hand."

I suspected that as well but I also read this (as did others) and say "Guh, I thought Tucker Max died or something?"

All you've demonstrated here is that she's incoherent and that you should have written this advice column.

Nope. I declare you winner and "Dick Crusher" of this article.

I think we may actually be pretty compatible.

Yours is my favourite (even though I've caught myself doing this on occasion.)

Has anyone ever done/witnessed this happening? Can we take an informal poll?