Goddamn TPS reports!

Agreed. Also, this image is my heroin.

Big sod on dampus?

I love how this guy pretty much reacted this way before the play even happened. I like to believe he struck this pose just as the ball was snapped. Now THAT is a sharp sense of impending doom.

A fuckton, if you will.

Personally, I wish he’d shoot her for me!

Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!!

He ain’t that pretty.

Thank God. I was hoping he would do this to Donkey 15 minutes into the first movie.

But is it criminally vulgar?

Father Fintan Stack is obviously Kane’s hero.

Dude at :30: “I’m whippin’ it out!!!”

I have a life, and I’ll take my baby where I please. Anyone that has a problem with that can fuck right off.

That would be a big toof!

If this shithead says mac and cheese is a meal “meant for kids”one more time I’m going to slap him upside his head.

“...astounding stretches of willing suspension of disbelief.” That pretty much describes most movies I love. For example, can you truly imagine Meg Ryan actually falling for Billy Crystal?

MOVIES!

“One of the 50 colleges in the world”....tee hee!

Baseballs absolutely do not, under any circumstances, melt steel beams!

I love this pic of boobs and.