There is no best version of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." That song has ruined every Christmas radio experience I have ever had. Oh, and fuck "Feliz Navidad" too.

Van Lingle Mungo.

Exactly!

What's Fuck German?

As a Leeds United supporter this makes me want to punch things.

I lived at Post Addison Circle just outside Dallas for a few years and this made me laugh. And shiver.

Toot!

Yes. Yes you did. And by "you" I mean "I."

Wonder Woman, a thousand times Wonder Woman. Or maybe it was two-thousand times, my memory is faulty. Lynda Carter was my first imaginary girlfriend.

#thencamethelastdaysofmayD12

"Probably Not Indian"