or you could like, be an adult, tough choice I know

I wouldn’t wanna work at Blizzard, most of all on Overwatch. Probably can’t take a piss without someone getting offended about it.

How do people watch reaction videos like that dude’s? It’s so clearly not a real reaction it’s grating.

I can’t stand evil Superman. It’s funny, Superman was created by a couple Jewish guys too, but unlike with Captain America no one seems to mind when he’s turned into a fucking Nazi. “Oh it’s just an alternate reality” they say, ignoring that the premise here is more of an alternate future, a dark timeline that…

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

My favorite sandwich ever is from Red Dwarf, and only fans of the show are likely to understand why it’s surprising that it’s actually pretty darn good... http://feastygeeks.blogspot.com/2010/10/red-dwarf-food-triple-fried-egg-chili.html

This is what bothers me too. Most people say “if you want a healthy quick snack” but rarely do they consider that prep work is never quick unless you’re comparing it to normal food and cooking prep which is not what someone hunting a snack is after.

If I want a snack the highest level of work I’m looking to put in is…

Well yes, of course, but what I mean is that a “4/10" is meaningless in this context, because nothing about “4/10" signals that the reviewer enjoyed the game but wasn’t able to finish it because of a bug. It’s just a random number. The text of IGN’s review is useful to readers, but if you’re just scanning for scores…

The way insutrance works is that instead of paying piecemeal, we all chip in a bit for things we may not need to keep overall costs down. Please call me when you need dick pills or have prostate cancer so I can tell you ‘too bad, shouldve been a woman, I don’t use any of those things’

I’m a young single man, and I’d appreciate it if you, a shithead, wouldn’t speak for all the young single men.

This here everyone is what a violation of one’s free speech actually looks like. The Russian government is arresting him for saying negative things about the Russian Orthodox Church. This is one of the times where it’s appropriate to say that this man’s free speech is being violated.

In any given situation, but especially one with a room full strangers, I always sit with my back to the wall. In some past life I was Wild Bill Hickok.

“I want my huge tittied 15 year olds” is a very strange hill to die on.

Well there’s no need to be a dick about it.

I said “research”, not “re-education through electrocution”

While watching ‘Spaced’ with Simon Pegg, the characters kept mentioning Jaffa Cakes. I was able to find them in one store’s international aisle and they are delicious.

Dream combo right now is gaming pc and ps4. You would have access to all the great games, since all microsoft exclusives from now on are releasing on windows 10.

Not practical in the slightest. If it was practical, it wouldnt have the skirt, lights or so much filigree. There is also a lack of greaves or any kind of leg armor in the linked site. And while the breastplate is designed to look functional, having the elbow, hip, legs and feet exposed is just asking for someone…

...so I could feel a little more like a human, rather than a rabid animal shoveling pink, cheese-filled meat into my mouth with no thought of decorum or decency.

The false assumption that adding garlic to anything makes it healthy for my heart regardless of other ingredients is all the justification I need.