Splatgore
Splatgore
Splatgore

Undertale fans are like Stephen Universe fans. I know the thing they are championing is probably really good and something I would enjoy, but they are so obnoxious that I can’t bring myself to checking out the thing they go on and on about.

It’s possible the vault was to quarantine these people.

I just want to join the group of people who seem to be mad at you for declaring what the gender of your digital avatar was.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

The internet fired the first shot, by making us so wary of online ads (throughs pop ups, autoplays, sounds, epilepsy inducing light effects, etc.) that no one even wants to give the new round of ads a chance.

Way to go WB! They found a way to turn their collosal screw up into a marketing opportunity to grab new fans!

Okay, DC. Okay.

Aw I was hoping it was Jason Statham playing a deer who was hunting humans.

Isn’t Snake more or less Snake Pliskin in the first place?

I teach English (lit/rhet comp), and the first thing I try to get across to my students is that -all- work is derivative at the present time; there are no dramatic situations an author can propose that have not already been hit (at their base notes) by those

When Version 5.0 comes out and they finally disable that useless MMO feature and let you play the game it should have always been...I’ll play it

How can you tell if you have a severe case of 1st world problem sydrome? When you think there’s enough similarity to being raped and overly restrictive DRM on a game console that it makes a good metaphor.

Nothing says “responsible gun owner” like keeping an AK-47 around for home defense, blind-firing it at a suspected burglar (or drunk person at the wrong house, who knows?), and sending bullets through the intruder, the wall behind the intruder and whatever’s beyond that wall.

Ehhhhhh...

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...the reaction of the average reader when they find out that he’s going to try to kill a 5 year old kid in Hawaii:

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 Frames Per Second... you’re gonna see some serious shit.”