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Wait... so I just saw a commercial, for a mobile phone carrier, called SoftBANK about a Modern Day Samurai, slicing FRIED SHRIMP, coming out of a BASEBALL LAUNCHER, at 80MPH?!?

I give you a C-, but an A+ for trollery AND for clickwhoring!

Also, Hulk lost to Hulkbuster. That shouldn’t happen...what’s the point of having Hulk around and all the problems that come with it if Iron Man can be the Hulk and do it better?

Right... a simple NES... oldest trick in the book

Videogame development in a big, harsh, rotten nutshell:

She really needed to stop having kids

"family of six" Just saying.

It seems like some poor decisions made by the couple may have contributed.

That looks too much like a legitimate circuit. Something more like this:

I think the next story area (Val Royeaux?) says "Recommended for lvl 4-7", so that's a good indication of how much time you should spend in the Hinterlands.

I did some pushups once. CRAZY day man. Crazy.

Are you sure that's not Carsten Wolf from the '88 Olympics?

Uhhhh, we said the same thing with Watch_Dogs. Calm. The. Fuck. Down.

A few of us have been working on just that! But it's more fun to hear it from somebody else ;)

The temptation to make a joke about mental retardation increasing Michelle Bachmann's voting base is becoming increasingly difficult to resist, as is the temptation to make a joke about her husband being so far in the closet his mail is addressed to Narnia.