Splatgore
Splatgore
Splatgore

Yeah, I mean, if you’re going to insist on having another actor in the White House then at least pick someone who actually has a proven track record of knowing what’s what and doesn’t make a complete tit of themselves every time they open their mouth. Al Franken is a smart bean, for sure, and certainly doesn’t seem to

Worked out well for Australia. Let’s just hope Proxima-B doesn’t have any life (not as we know it, Jim) that end up getting raped, brutalised and murdered by all the assholes you propose sending their way. A better plan would be to send them to Proxima-B but, at the last minute, replace all their food with face-eating

Wow. They are really wiping the slate clean for Chibnall’s run. I quite like Bill (her real name escapes me right at this minute) and it’ll be a real shame when she leaves as well.

They are just waiting for Barron to get his NSA clearance through and then POW! Those commie haX0Rs won’t know what hit them.

Haha...

It was an amazing scene, to be sure, and I loved it to bits, but it felt a bit out of place somehow. Anansi never really struck me as god that would incite his believers into acts of violence (maybe his unwitting victims) as he was a god that ultimately relied on cunning, intelligence and trickery.

Hmmm. HMMMM. I don’t really know how I feel about this. I don’t really see what could be added to Hellboy that would make it R-rated yet still retain the comic’s dark charm. It was never about gratuitous violence, foul language or sex so... what else is there?

I’d dispute this episode was the perfect formula. If all the friends hadn’t been magically brought back to life by the magic woodlice then, sure, I’d agree with you but ... ehh. Sure, the students from the previous 20 year munchie cycle stayed dead but we never saw them so there was no emotional impact. I really hate

Maybe if you’re an english lit student...?

But that came after that wanker popped his helmet off in an unknown atmosphere. You are a lot more tolerant than me. :-)

Literally the only reason I clicked on the article.

It is a little mind-boggling, isn’t it, that the editors could be so amazingly tone deaf?

I quite liked the way that Cap stole power. It reminds me of something else but my caffeine-addled mind can’t quite make the connection.

‘Making shit up’ makes it sound like people are arbitrarily throwing ideas at a wall and seeing what sticks. At worst, they are making well educated guesses.

Looks like the Moffster is trying to hit all the nostalgia buttons at once with this season. Movellans?!? Seriously? I thought that was pretty awesome but then you have the oldest of the old skool cybermen, a goatee-sporting Master and the Ice Warriors, and then the little cynic in me says this season is going to end

62 deaths? Well, with bananas involved I’m sure a few slips can be expected.

Boo. I got America!! :-( Oh well, I’d better head over there, brave the border security and plant my flag firmly in the ground at Lolo National Park.

Wut? That was the highlight of the movie for me. Having survivors would have been a cliche Hollywood cop out and, while it would have been nice, this was the best ending from a story-telling point of view.

Oh they are. The whole ‘FIRST GAY COMPANION’ announcement seemed a sure sign of desperation to me. No doubt the next Doctor will be female or non-caucasian (or both), not because the actor / actress was the best pick for the role or because the story demanded it, but because the Beeb will be able to use it draw

You should have bet more. Enough to buy yourself a shiny new bomb shelter.