Watching the videos in this article makes me so sad because Bloodborne never reaches those consistent framerates. :(

Before I even scrolled down, I said, “12oz. Mouse had better be number one or this list is bullshit.”

Yeah 120z mouse is way weirder than anything on this list.

That’d involve the ability to cogently describe 12 Oz Mouse, which is impossible.

12 oz. Mouse should have been #1, how is it not even on the list?

“Just imagine it: a big sprawling RPG with its own story and world, but instead of combat, you just play Hearthstone against your opponents. Make it happen, Blizzard.”

Do all of naxx and the first wing of BRM. They give a bunch of super usefull cards.

lol, I love this. All those brooms and shit people collected in Skyrim were useless, yet people still for some reason grabbed them.

Then its head turns, eyes glow red.

Is it wrong for me to hope they use the Iwata muppet in some capacity? (In a classy way of course).

I have a sad all over again now.

So...it’s par for the course? It’s Bethesda. Their games are huge and you can do lots of things in them, so of course there’s gonna be crazy bugs. That being said, this is the reason I don’t mind waiting 2-4 weeks for a patch that fixes the really broken sh!t.

Mike, didn’t you embargo your Superbeat Xonic embargo embargo? I thought that until 3.5 weeks after release, you were only officially allowed to state, “There is no Superbeat Xonic, there is only Zuul.” Demerit on your contract, and no Peabody Award for you!

SNK just announced it’s leaving the pachislot (pachinko slot) business. The reason? There’s too much uncertainty. It also added that it will be doubling down on game development. Good news if you like SNK’s games! Bad news if you like pachislot.

Agreed. I mean, just to get some sort of feeling for the size of the number: If we assume that the poorest 50% on this planet won’t even consider it, there are 3 billion people left. Now let’s assume that about 1/3rd of these are completely out of Nintendo’s demographics (senior citizens who don’t even own a computer…

Surpassing Wii and DS sales is even more ambitious. We’re talking the peaks in Nintendo history.

fuck, you always forget one game. let’s imagine it’s on there.

This comment was a rollercoaster that ended with me high-fiving you.