With owners this salty, no wonder Ford switched to aluminum bodies!

Load up your F150 and drive it in Mumbai for 8 hours a day for a month and let’s see who is still happy.

This is so tasty. I was thinking in my head “I wonder if some truckbro stathog he-man is going to get twisted about this.” You have not let me down, well done wolfenstein a pity star for you...jk a star might put you over the payload capacity on your BIG BOY F-150!

It’s okay little buddy, owning a truck that has a lower payload than what is essentially a golf cart doesn’t make you any less of a man. Thinking it’s does is what makes you less of a man <3

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

I doubt that would stop him from driving. Maybe prison might help.

Alabama school is relative.

Humans are omnivores. We can kill an animal in a humane way or in a horrible way, but we will kill animals and eat them.

What sound did the elk make when the rotor blades hit it?

The REAL issue is dude’s son chose a sista and not her.....

German Car Repair List.

And Jesus did say “but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, take thy weapon and shoot them into the head until such a time that they are dead”

WHAT ABOUT THE COMMIES?!?! YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE GODLESS COMMIES!!

It’s in the Bible

Your first mistake was being religious at all. And you fucked that goat for decades. You choose to associate with people who reject who you are. Blame yourself.

I bet “black” socks would make that guy cry harder, almost as much as Muslin socks would. Muslin is a fabric, I think.

Feelings and campaigning on a promise to implement anti-gay conversion therapy are two different things, mmmmmmmmmmk? The latter would mean public tax dollars would be spent on ignorant bigot-brained bullshit.

I can read between the lines to make my own determination, but how exactly do you FEEL about homosexuality? Do those meanies on the left make you FEEL BAD about your BAD FEELINGS about gay people? Well, boo fucking hoo, buddy. It’s obvious that what you don’t understand about this would take me too long to explain,…

The left opposes being so uncomfortable with gay people that you want to see them be psychologically tortured until they’ve been convinced they’re not gay anymore because that is Bad, Actually.