my lawyer: my client would like to address the court that the spikes installed were not for theft prevention, it was used mainly for a different reasons which are private. My client would also like to note for the record, under good lighting conditions said spikes are clearly visible. It is not the duty of my client…

Why waste an entire, real police car?

Because it shouldn’t take a billion dollar tax cut to get an employer to spend 200 million more on their employees.
If Humana had just done this out of kindness, we’d be all over it. But the “For the common man” tax cut is still massively benefiting them while they toss scraps to their employees and expect us to be…

You know, you read about stuff like Roman emperors appointing their horses as senators, and think that it’s a crazy moment in history when you had a crackpot leading a superpower. You’re glad that modern leaders aren’t like that.

a 100% increase in anything is doubling it (2 increased by 100% is 4..). So a 90% increase is “nearly double”.

all exec pay saw a 90% increase....Brossard was only 50%...so they might not be too keen on him.

I know what you said. I said that he was fighting an unarmed person as security and that guy got put in a box because he did not deescalate.

Not the first person who missed a bus on his way to the dentist.

While im down this badly photoshopped rabbit hole, how about a 2019 Chevrolet Silverado 6x6 triple cabover design:

Hmm, blonde, blue-eyed Kristjen Nielsen, is just not sure about Norway.

So the one time you didn’t know involved some huge illegal thing with an actor?

Just to be clear, his having consensual sex with an age-appropriate woman, albeit his subordinate, voids his ability to speak out about a far more contemptible act - the rape of a child?

I love the joke where a civilian questions a police officer and the police officer is offended and says “I’m The Police. Don’t you know what that means?” And the civilian responds “yeah, that you were mostly a C student in high school.” I recently had an abusive ex boyfriend show up at my job, park outside my…

LO... oh wait... shit... your terrible education system is why Trump was elected and why we’re all going to die in a nuclear war.

Does some 18 year old moron raised in an uber-conservative house with nothing but Fox News deserve to die of a treatable illness just because he or she lost the geographic lottery and made a stupid choice last November?

At least she knows the right way to eat a fucking pizza slice

Drone strikes? That’s the hill you’re willing to fight and die on? Do the planes have to be piloted?

“Her breasts are FAKE NUDEZ.”

Because they refuse to learn, they drag us all down.

They like cake icing so much, they got it all over their face :P