Real drones have pugs.

Please stop calling them “Drones”

I believe he coined the term!

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

Yes, yes i am.

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

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Political cartoon rule #1... Don’t do in four frames what you could do in one.

Ahg, automatic problems are the worst. Most of us only want manual problems but the car gods don’t understand us.

hey, hey, hey you take that back, the dealers are here to PROTECT the CONSUMER, rabble, rabble, rabble.

Oh, is that what Fox News told you? Bless your ignorant little heart. Democrats want immigration reform with a path to citizenship. Because if it is not possible to immigrate legally without waiting 10 years and spending thousands of dollars you don’t have, chances are you will come here illegally. Especially if your…

“you’d assume these types of dipshits aren’t their #1 choices for these roles, right?”

Chernobyl - Very old power plant where they specifically removed all the redundancies to run some ill advised test.

From wikipedia:

A nuclear reaction that runs on nuclear waste does exist, but for whatever reasons, nuclear plants in the US aren’t being modified. Perhaps it’s because they aren’t aware (I only learned about it a few months ago in a Frontline episode about nuclear power)?

That image looks like a literal rendering of a polished turd.

Well that damn liberal math uses Arabic numerals...ARABIC! We don’t want our kids learning any Sharia math based on symbols created by A-Rabs!

Tune in tomorrow, for his proposal to rewrite all the maths textbooks and teach all the good, white children about Freedom Numerals…

How is this even a question?