“I’m not a Tesla owner but...[takes Elons balls out of mouth]”

What if this guy was a pedo and had your kids in the car instead of his own at 1 a.m.?

‘It is called a cockpit for a reason’ by a male pilot

Even if he was just demonstrating it’s use, it shouldn’t break after 1-2 uses.

...and a history of illegal behaviour that people who know him refuse to ride in a car he’s driving and have to make sure not to call or text him while they suspect he’s driving.

Honestly? Randomly picking a handful of people to be the government would probably turn out better.

As their customer was planning not to attend the trial which meant that Progressive wouldn’t have to cover my injuries at all.

Well, crayfish are crustaceans not bugs, so there’s that.

Your phone has a magnetic compass built in.  No satellite or cell service is required.

Brought to you by the Stepford Community Association. It sounds horrible. Besides, if I give up my car like the fifteen minuters want, demand, enforce, then I can’t just go whenever I want (to escape Sunny Stepford).

That’s how you know the police aren’t really there to help you.

Would gold plating something that is slapped together out of substandard materials count though?

Self-driving cars need to have some sort of visual indicator (like some green 4-way flashers or something) so pedestrians and other drivers can act accordingly.

Welcome to America. Where requesting a reduction in police funding is highly controversial but police fucking detainees gets treated with the same levity as teenagers caught hooking up.

“a coupe of people”

“Patrick has been thinking about and designing this for over a decade. But we didn’t have the materials and technology,” Connor says. “You couldn’t have built this sub five years ago.”

just do it if you need the lights turn them on if you get to reliant on crap like that when it fails you don’t even know

Taking a swim is good exercise and an excellent way to get Fit.

No, it was probably because he had a Kinder Surprise Egg.

I’m a bit of a math wiz, but you’d think that the people of country that has a huge demand for cheap, imported goods, might be in a tight spot if the cost of all the goods they buy increases by 100%.  Especially since that importer nation has spent many decades moving their manufacturing out of country to cut their…