You’re looking for the X-rated Pokemon hentai.  Then it’s a nekkid lizard lady with a flower.

Venusaur = Venus fly trap + dinosaur

That actually looks pretty good...

I’d bet that they are better trained in CPR than the parents.

Did someone say “Space Tree”?

Not lucid enough to resign, but lucid enough to govern...

Where did I cry victim?

-Insurance might cost slightly more for the Tesla because the MSRP is slightly higher.

Trump: “My peanut butter and jam sandwich has the peanut butter on the wrong side! I want it on the top slice, not the bottom slice! This isn’t even a sandwich!”

*Gets pink-eye because his hands are covered in feces.*

some dry rice in a pillowcase.

But there are some jobs like accountant, attorney, etc. where customers need cues to let them know you do quality work and should be taken serious

What’s “weak” is caring what people think of the perfectly fine car you drive.

If you get the Ferd F-teenthousand, you can put a pool in the back of your truck.

Rusting is an exothermic process, David doesn’t need to worry...

More than 15 people waiting around for used models to go on sale?

It’s better than the last time god sent bears for some kids...

The answers you get back are things like “It was a medical emergency”, “Someone needed their help urgently”, etc.

That’s the fucking point, champ. I’m not having kids because I’m a responsible adult.