Dear Mitsubishi,

Even you forgot that the Kizashi wasn’t a Mitsubishi.

For an extra $215 you could go for the optional black bow tie!

Gotta stop picking up those mistresses.

The 2019 Toyota 86 GT RT will be a special performance pack that, while it won’t change the performance at all, will add the turbo charger and arm rest that people have been wanting.

Yes and that is the point, no need for regulation forcing this and that, the consumer will dictate what they want with their actions.

One of the most famous/popular amateur scientists and scientific writers in the country also is a right-wing creationist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Mims

Baby Jesus wouldn’t be able to save him because he’s locked up in an old Walmart right now.

Ford made a product that had much more demand than they are able to supply.

This is why the internet was created.

Also, blame it on guns, because everyone knows that guns are the cause

I imagine that at some point, when every single American is carrying a gun, a single shooting will set off a chain reaction that ends up with everyone shot... like dominoes.

I didn’t even know those existed, I just thought it was a rumor. How did you find it?

There’s nothing wrong with the Si, though I prefer to have AWD for winter driving.

Wait, this care does not have the auto lock when you walk away from it?

It’s gonna take a lot of whacks to get that load out.

Don’t do that. We don’t know if he wouldn’t have shot her had she gave him the keys and the money

They also have this pathological belief anyone not speaking English is clearly making fun of them in another language.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the VW Bug. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.”
“Does it hurt?” asked the Viper.
“Sometimes,” said the Bug, for he was always truthful. “When you are Real you don’t…

A job lost in another country =/= a job gained in the USA.