Heck Yea! I’ve got a secret message for her:

Scrawl your message onto the piston of a non-fuctioning 30 year old Jeep then list that Jeep on craigslist as “free to a good home.” Dave Tracy will come a running and will find your message...Guaranteed.

Seems the police, part of the countries legal system, seem to think it shouldn’t be a Civic. I’m also pretty sure insurance isn’t going to pay out because they won’t think it’s a Civic either.

1. Just because a car was registered once doesn’t mean it is perpetually road legal.

That’s the best you got? A joke project? I bet they didn’t register and insure it as a Sentra and drive in on the road.

The VIN says, Civic. That is NOT a Civic. What’s so hard to understand?

The argument you were making was “its not a civic.”

Considering that his “kart” clearly isnt’ street legal, then yes, his behavior is illegal.

He didn’t so much as build this car as remove everything that wasn’t necessary (for movement) from a car that was already built.

It was a civic and then he removed a bunch of it. The only thing he added that wasn’t civic was a terribly built roll cage.

but that’s arguably slander if that’s actually a civic (which it clearly is) and he’s accused of moving VINs.

For every time you only use one space, I’m going to use three.

I don’t doubt it’s common place there, but that doesn’t make it any less insane.

Why was the Audi parked in a lane on the road?

The only legitimate reason for sitting high up I have heard came from my an Aunt of mine. “I’m getting old, my knees are terrible, and I have little energy since getting Lupus. Its much easier on me to get out of a crossover than a car, a car causes me pain at this point.”

How can I stop in time if I dont know what that brick in front of me, and the bricks in front of the brick in front of me are doing in time?

Bring back the Zero. Make it a hot, over-styled CUV and market it to Millennial waeboo-types with a sanitized view of history and a love for all things Anime. Market this kawaii AF machine as a sure-fire way to win you the waifu of your dreams.

What makes the ‘Lancer’ name deserve protection? The Ralliart and Evo, yes, those were special.

1. It’s not for “handy” people. It’s cheap, economical transport.

Nope. Fuck this dude.

I must ask, for the record, was the Lancer (non-Evo) ever any good in the first place? I remember sitting in one in the NY Auto show back when the last generation was first introduced, and being amazed at how spartan and beige it was.