Guys.
Guys.
So basically Dartz is what would happen if a dude with a DeviantArt account and a fetish for anything related to Sonic The Hedgehog was given money to make a car.
Wait, why are you showing footage of Will Ferrell crashing in “Talladega Nights”?
You might as well re-title this article as “Ultimate Gift Guide for Taxi Drivers that existed before Uber”.
I for one, do not want to live in a world where Mr. OH-LOOK-AT-THIS-QUIRKY-CAR-I-WANT-TO-DRIVE-EVEN-THOUGH-THERE’S-A-REASON-IT’S-DISAPPEARED-FROM-THE-WORLD is the guy in charge of our transportation.
You could also use your feet and never have to plug into anything again.
Snitches
You can use ASCII code in your name. ezpz :D
This article was written by a communist.
THEY KILLED HAWKEYE!
James got to the track late.
Holy fuck the VW shade is perfect.
No joke.
please excuse