BREAKING NEWS! CRAZY ASSHOLES WITH CAMERA STALKING DOUCHEBAGS DRIVING LAMBOS LIVE!

Guys I’m new to the internet, is this what you kids call a “shit post”?

Technically, yes. It is a “convertible”.

I don’t speak chinese.

Everyone’s freaking out about what this might do to the car industry.

Am I right fellas?

There’s your problem young Douglas. Ferraris are ripe during the summertime. If you bought one mid-July, you wouldn’t have any issues.

This is what happens when you give people the power to choose.

Yeah man, I remember the guy that blew the whistle on the NDA’s a few days ago.

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the red key- the car turns into a mobilized kindergarten, you get endless updates about how fast you’re going. You won’t be able to hear “Kickstart My Heart” at full volume, and somehow, you become an even more boring volvo driver. You take the…

I’m getting a huge Johnny Mnemonic vibe from those avatars.

Those seats are so 90s my tamagotchi came back to life.

All the aid in the world wouldn’t make that commercial acceptable.

The Prius is a car for car enthusiasts who are interested in fuel economy/efficiency as their primary goal.

Those aren’t negative emissions.

If I had Hitler, Stalin and the designer of this atrocity in a room and I only had two bullets, I’d shoot the designer twice.

The I8 is basically BMW pulling a Bender and telling toyota/nissan how they’re going to make their own hybrid with blackjack and hookers.

An understandable business decision. But from a consumer standpoint I would like the option is all.

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