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What the fuck does a 9 year old know about cars?!

Neutral: Should We Blame Toyota? By creating boring cars did Toyota create its own problems? Are they just victims because their boring cars appealed to old people? Where's the line?

******TOYOTA AUTOMATED HIGHWAY DRIVING ASSIST*******
*****************2013 TOYOTA MOTOR COMPANY***************
***************FEARLESS LEADER AKIO TOYODA****************

The douches: OMGU Y U NO DRIVE CAR?! CAR IZ DRIVE CAR IZ LIEF OMMG

*reads the name*

Yes let me park my super awesome future car next to the fucking tauntaun/emu looking fucks. I'm sure they won't shit or scratch it.

Yeah but no Cubans.

It used to be 30 kilos but Florida happened.

In other news, the sun shines and water is wet.

I do agree that your mom is the cheapest. And she's probably the dirtiest too...

#11 - your mom.

Mitsubishi makes cell phones (I had one :D).

Oprah's dildo?

Neutral: Who Is Doing The Worst Job Advertising Luxury? Lincoln? Acura? Lexus?

Cannot unsee.

Because fuck you, <3 rotary.

I don't think Cadillac, a brand that markets itself as a luxury brand with power, wants to associate itself with a genre where one of its rappers bought a Maybach for 8 million dollars...

Why do I get the feeling you're the guy that farts while attempting the poses in yoga class?

I didn't know Tyler Durden was the ed in chief at jalopnik.