HEJ DETTA ÄR SLUMPARTAD TEKNIKER OCH DETTA ÄR JACKASS!

Dick Dastardly's murdermobile.

I'd rather have the asshole cabbie that knows all the routes in and out of the city than the nice computer that's stuck in traffic because it's the pre-programmed route.

ANGRY RUSSIAN NINJA TURTLES!
ANGRY RUSSIAN NINJA TURTLES!
ANGRY RUSSIAN NINJA TURTLES!

If I yell at him to go faster, do I gain or lose a pair of shoes?

Dunno why.

Suburban::Big Mac

Why go to HEL when you can ride the COK?

If we want to get super technical (and we do) the short films from BMW starring Clive Owen, when squished together would make a pretty awesome film.

I drive 55 miles, one way on route 80. It would be great if I could just turn on autopilot.

"Our source says he would like to see the car priced around $20,000."

"The car would be small, probably even smaller than the Mazda MX-5,"

CT-PAIN V

Ohio.

It's like guitar hero but with cars. The Nürburgring is our "Through the fire and the flames".

Joe Adams of Katy was one of the bidders on the plate. He said that he couldn’t convey the meaning of the 12th Man to a non-Aggie because it’s “bigger than I can describe.”

Said it time and time again. 1st responders have the biggest balls of anyone anywhere.

I did not know a car could have Down's syndrome.

What's with the Hypnotoad headlights?

Well if I'm alone in my car I can't get on the HOV lanes.