I want the crop top!

Are we allowed to be a little judgey though, at a certain point? Just a tiny bit? Ugh. Fine.

But three weeks ago I attended a baptism of a baby belonging to my husband's coworker. She is married to an older guy, but during the speeches (there were speeches) we got his exact age. He is 62 and she is 31. Exactly half…

I hate regular bras - I am the girl who comes home and takes off her bra! But I like sports bras! So I started wearing Coobie bras recently. They have removable padded cups which prevent uniboob and can give you a little more shape. I have heard good things about American Apparel bras too, but I am super into my…

I LOVE HER!
Also - let's hope they make an SVU episode about this REAL SOON. BESON CAN YOU HEAR ME?

I didn't realise I was doing that! I am a B - so subconsciously I guess I put myself last?

I posted this further up but what do you think of all-girls high schools, women's colleges, historically black colleges? I think that these institutions benefit those that they intend to serve, and the people who miss out - straight, white dudes.

I went to a women's college for my undergrad and it seems to me that what happens when we put women into women's colleges, or black students go to historically black colleges, those institutions produce confident graduates who do great things when they graduate. The people who suffer are the whites/white men who miss…

The Andy-April romance was the best - in the beginning I thought they captured her awkward tension so so well, it felt real. And their weird relationship continues to delight me.

HE IS THE JOE BIDEN OF POPES!

My cat looks a lot like Stephen Merchant. I am afraid he's not a big enough celebrity though for the tabloids. But really, everyone who meets my cat is like "yup, spot-on Stephan Merchant". He's really lanky and has large blue eyes, and does a lot of awkward movements on his long legs.

I had 12 kids at my wedding and their dance moves were by far the boldest and most inventive on the floor, and one of my favorite photos from the day is my husband dancing with my cousin's baby while simultaneously holding a beer. I don't know who all these people are who hate kids.

I have a big and continually-reproducing family. I didn't even know that a kid-free wedding was a thing, and it literally only occurred to me when this was posted that thousands of people presume weddings should be kid-free.

So who are all these monster children?! The kids in my family though have mostly been raised…

I turned 30 on Monday too! And I took off work Tuesday and slept and ate my whole cake myself. I managed to feel pretty good until my annual physical today when they asked about my diet, and noted I could lose a bit of weight...

I love the kid who learned from his brother. I told all my friends, cousins and classmates everything I knew after I received the book 'Where Did I Come From' from my aunt, a nurse. All their respective talks basically went like his did.

YES! I also envisioned hot-dog style!

My niece and nephew were in the wedding. About 3 seconds before they were about to walk down the aisle my niece got scared. I panicked and said "If you walk down the aisle nicely I will take you to Disneyland!" and she did it. My sister pointed out to me I could have bribed her with anything - a toy, candy, even a…

The grossest Jezebel story ever is the Moe's Tampon story. This one is like 'most unique/memorable disgusting story'.

I am full on obsessed with ebay shopping. Mostly because I use it to buy vintage and J.Crew/ Anthropologie stuff, then resell those things when I need a wardrobe refresh. It's a good way to keep your closet feeling interesting when you're the kind of person who constantly goes 'ugh I hate my clothes I have nothing to…

Right now there are about 8 kids in my family in the 5-9 age range, and so at every family gathering people corner me and my husband and demand that we wait to have kids, and insist that we travel and enjoy our freedom because once you have babies you are a prisoner who has to leave the party before 10pm. My parents…

I made a similar comment - then realised that they could go by Phoenix! That would be so dope.